pawpawdraw

I see what you did there. Not quite a success, but there will be more.

Keep my feet on solid ground

I cannot believe school is over. I hate being ill. I hate summer.

Ok here is a portrait I drew for a friend.

JANELLE <3

There is very possibly some major or insidious foreshortening!fail going on here. Only I can't really tell. I will frown at it later.

Cultural inappropriation

1) I have recently discovered that I study literature. Just, what?

2) I am going to stop posting these same-osas as they are grown cold and unsuitable for teatime.

3) Unfortunately this doesn't mean I'm running out of pinups anytime soon.

For a body in the garden

No more calling like a crow

note to self, adjust angle of arms

Machine Gun

Is anyone noticing a pattern here.

'Basic Instinct' joke goes here

What has been seen... cannot be unseen.

I would have liked to work at

McMurdo Station.
Happy holidays, if you're getting them.

Superstar

Whose life have you brightened today?

This was part of a triptych.

Except the other two are... missing. Chyeah. 'Organised': definitely not my middle name.

Something on something off

Holy shit, I used to have fingernails.

Pun

But these taste horrible.

Not gonna get us!

If you hate tATu you are a soulless freakish hater.

OM NOM NOM.

UNF

This is very possibly my favourite drawing (by me) of all time, guys.

Oh wow this one is old.

Did you just call me chicken? Did you?

Hey, Laocoon? Nice rack.

Leave of absence

I once tried to draw Stephen Rea! As you can see it's not the best likeness, but let me embarrass myself further by admitting that I have elaborate fantasy scenarios where Stephen Rea brings me cups of tea as I sit by a window and languidly watch the rain fall endlessly. 'Endlessly' is a terrible word to end a sentence with.