'Basic Instinct' joke goes here

What has been seen... cannot be unseen.

I would have liked to work at

McMurdo Station.
Happy holidays, if you're getting them.

Superstar

Whose life have you brightened today?

This was part of a triptych.

Except the other two are... missing. Chyeah. 'Organised': definitely not my middle name.

Something on something off

Holy shit, I used to have fingernails.

Batman <3 Gotham

Yes! First mouse-drawn img posted on this blog! Humbly, with affection, then - a MSPaint sketch.

Pun

But these taste horrible.

Not gonna get us!

If you hate tATu you are a soulless freakish hater.

OM NOM NOM.

UNF

This is very possibly my favourite drawing (by me) of all time, guys.

Oh wow this one is old.

Did you just call me chicken? Did you?

Hey, Laocoon? Nice rack.

Leave of absence

I once tried to draw Stephen Rea! As you can see it's not the best likeness, but let me embarrass myself further by admitting that I have elaborate fantasy scenarios where Stephen Rea brings me cups of tea as I sit by a window and languidly watch the rain fall endlessly. 'Endlessly' is a terrible word to end a sentence with.

What the hale

Pretty sure this was inspired by one of the poems at the end of Ted Hughes's Gaudete. For some reason the line "the oak is flying astride the earth" still gives me chills. And before you say it, I know this tree here isn't an oak.

Hi, this is our ~national animal~ except for the part where it's almost extinct and almost certainly will be soon, in the wild. Doom. Dooom.

Lying liars who LIE

Secretly (I know, not anymore) I am making my own bestiary. I am going to outdo the bonnacon. There's ambition for you.

What is blogspot's policy on naked girl arts?

It's ok, I'll figure it out. I draw a lot of naked girl arts, is all.

Wherein I begin with older stuff.

Dog on campus. I even made a little poem to go with this, which I need to find...